You're my little dorito
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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