just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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