i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
