and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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