We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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