i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
i think my cat just said my name.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
