Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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