The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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