What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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