my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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