We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
