I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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