We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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