We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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