And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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