You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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