I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
How naked do you want me to be?
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