Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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