i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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