why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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