It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
