Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
whose ass print is on the piano?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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