he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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