Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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