I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
She told me I should be a condom model.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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