I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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