Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
