I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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