Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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