I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
bring money and cleavage
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Randomize
