i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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