On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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