U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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