when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She bit a glass in half.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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