okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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