But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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