How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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