He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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