This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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