Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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