You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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