People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
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