Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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