Plan B is the new Plan A
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
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