I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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