She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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