i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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