Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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