we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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