I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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