Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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