would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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