standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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