everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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